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Bowtie-Bri
01-01-2010, 10:16 AM
Number 22 is one of my favorites.:D The following are quoted by Larry the Cable Guy.



Larry's Proverbs




1. A day without sunshine is like night.

2. On the other hand, you have different fingers.

3. 42.7 percent of all statistics are made up on the spot.



4. 99 percent of lawyers give the rest a bad name.

5. Remember, half the people you know are below average.

6. He who laughs last, thinks slowest.

7. Depression is merely anger without enthusiasm.

8. The early bird may get the worm, but the second mouse gets the cheese in the trap.

9. Support bacteria. They're the only culture most people have.

10. A clear conscience is usually the sign of a bad memory.

11. Change is inevitable, except from vending machines.

12. If you think nobody cares, try missing a couple of payments.


13. How many of you believe in psycho-kinesis? Raise my hand.

14. OK, so what's the speed of dark?

15. When everything is coming your way, you're in the wrong lane.

16. Hard work pays off in the future. Laziness pays off now.

17. How much deeper would the ocean be without sponges?

18. Eagles may soar, but weasels don't get sucked into jet engines.

19. What happens if you get scared half to death, twice?

20. Why do psychics have to ask you your name?

21. Inside every older person is a younger person wondering, 'What happened?'

22. Light travels faster than sound. That's why some people appear bright until you hear them speak.

24. Life isn't like a box of chocolates. It's more like a jar of jalapenos. What you do today, might be a burning discomfort tomorrow.



25. If you count 25 of these, you have a public school education.

flash
01-01-2010, 08:46 PM
23 is my favorite .

madspaniard
01-01-2010, 08:51 PM
#8 is one of my favorites.

One of my other favorite quotes is:
Growing old is mandatory, growing up is optional.

Derek69SS
01-01-2010, 08:55 PM
#4 could be said about car-salesmen too. ;) Waving

Hank70SS
01-02-2010, 07:35 AM
I like quite a few of them, guess I don't have favorite.

grandsport
01-02-2010, 08:23 AM
#4 could be said about car-salesmen too. ;) Waving

Looks like I'm a one percenter.:) My favorite quote is in my signature.

BillsCamino
01-02-2010, 08:30 AM
My favorite quote is in my signature.

Ditto here...